Thursday, 22 September 2011

Nicholas Cage is a Vampire and Keanu Reeves is Immortal

This past week a man from Seattle was selling a photograph on ebay, proving that Nicholas Cage is a vampire.

Okay, maybe it doesn't exactly prove that he's a vampire.  But still.  It's totally worth the $1,000,000 he was asking for it.

Here's the photo, with a Nick Cage photo for comparison:


Yup.  He's totally a vampire. Unfortunately, the Seattle-based owner of the photo has pulled the listing from ebay.  So you'll have to find something else to do with your $1,000,000.

But let's get serious for a moment and turn to Keanu Reeves.  He is immortal.  Here's the proof:


Not enough for you?  Okay, how's this for you:


"Keanu Reeves", as he is known today, once was an actor by the name of Paul Mounet.  Mr. Mounet lived in the mid 1800s.  

Oh, and he was also Charlemagne.

If you Google "Keanu Reeves Immortal" you get this link: http://www.keanuisimmortal.com/

And you'll also get an ass-load of images (meaning, more than 18,000), including this one, which is my favourite:

Who cares if Nicholas Cage is a vampire?  Keanu Reeves was Jesus.

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