Thursday, 31 May 2012

The Coming Apocalypse: Update

A few days ago I wrote about the end of the world. There have been a few things in the news lately that make me think that the end will be coming even sooner than expected. Horrific, terrifying things. Things that cannot be explained.

I am talking, of course, about Justin Bieber's concert in Norway. According to TMZ (an incredibly reliable source of information), 49 girls were injured with 14 taken for emergency care. Injured because they were so excited to go see Justin Bieber perform. It boggles the mind.

If you google "Justin Bieber Norway", you get the following results:

The last one is my favourite. Really? A "state of emergency"? Isn't that usually reserved for storm damage or earthquakes or tsunamis? 

The video below shows the seriousness of the situation. 

According to the girl in the video, everything he does is good for everyone, and his music is amazing. Truly, he is like a god.

So maybe I should take it back. Maybe this isn't a sign of the apocalypse. Maybe Bieber has been sent to protect us from the end of days. Maybe we should all embrace our inner teenager and go running down the street, screaming after Justin Bieber's car.

Or maybe it's been a long week and I need a nap.

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